Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 955 Points
Medals Earned: 2/22 (30/450 points)
Kill all four babies in any level.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Turn a wall into a door
Slay the Savior
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/14 (65/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Defeat Agness
Kill Something with a Grenade
Let the Creators Live!
Defeat Claudette
Unlock Complete Arsenal
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 9/16 (120/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)